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Post  Catman on December 8th 2011, 10:45 am

Lame jokes of the day! (Harvested from my math class, where everything's funnier because everybody's bored.)

Want to hear a joke about a broken pencil?
Never mind, it's pointless.

If a horse goes clop, clop, clop, clop, what animal goes cloppity, cloppity, cloppity, cloppity?
A horse on steroids.


Actually, those are the only ones I can remember. Now for some anti-jokes (a common thing in Cross Country).

What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

More at: anti-joke.com

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Post  papperation on December 8th 2011, 11:12 am

fail on jokes, anti jokes are ok thougjh

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Post  Catman on December 8th 2011, 5:45 pm

What's brown and sticky?



A stick.

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Post  papperation on December 8th 2011, 7:36 pm

lol

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Post  Your_Mom on December 11th 2011, 2:05 pm

Jokes are better than antijokes imo
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Post  Catman on December 11th 2011, 3:10 pm

Well, yeah, if they're good jokes.

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Post  papperation on December 12th 2011, 12:48 am

yups

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